{"id":20182269,"date":"2025-06-04T07:30:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-04T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.metrosiliconvalley.com\/?p=20182269"},"modified":"2025-06-03T23:54:39","modified_gmt":"2025-06-04T06:54:39","slug":"wes-anderson-phoenician-scheme-movie-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metrosiliconvalley.com\/wes-anderson-phoenician-scheme-movie-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Wes Anderson\u2019s Object Lessons"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

They say that heaven is like TV \/ A perfect little world that doesn\u2019t really need you.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014from Laurie Anderson\u2019s song \u201cStrange Angels\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wes Anderson\u2019s visual fetishes are carefully curated and pristinely displayed in every perfectly composed frame of The Phoenician Scheme<\/em>. The catalogue of beautiful goods for viewers to covet is inexhaustible. There are telephones on private airplanes with enormous black plugs; mid-century department store apparel boxes repurposed to stow away paperwork; a crossbow; watches; eyeglasses; record players; hardcover books; hats, bow ties and ashtrays. Watching the film is like visiting a museum exhibit in which a lost world is preserved behind walls of glass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The exquisite set designs are transportive. They conjure a \u201cit was better before\u201d world in which technology was solely inspired by Rube Goldberg machines. This retro-futurism is fun to look at but the people posed inside these dioramas are as lifeless as dolls. Anderson places them inside of a weightless plot whose elements have been pilfered from early 20th century young adult adventure novels. Even an actor as shrewd as Benicio del Toro looks stranded inside of his middle-aged suits. They thicken his torso and slow him down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Del Toro plays Zsa-zsa Korda, a wealthy con man who\u2019s mastered the art of the deal. After he survives a plane crash with a vestigial organ in hand, he recalls a vision of God (a heavily bearded Bill Murray) with a host of Heavenly angels. Forced to confront his own mortality, he draws up a will. Korda passes over his 11 sons\u2019 inheritance in favor of daughter Liesl (Mia Threapleton). Although the question of his filial paternity is brought up intermittently throughout the narrative and ultimately left in doubt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Covered by a white novitiate\u2019s habit, the principled Liesl arrives at Korda\u2019s palazzo armed with a strict sense of faith and propriety. She and Korda, her father\/not-father, both agree to a trial period to determine if, as companions and cohorts, they\u2019re a match. As they embark upon a road trip to sell potential investors on Korda\u2019s Phoenician Scheme\u2014the details of which become irrelevant as soon as they\u2019re explained\u2014their respective traits slowly bleed into each other\u2019s way of being.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Liesl insistently insinuates her conscience into Korda\u2019s amoral sphere of business dealings. Whereas Korda\u2019s loucher life materializes, bit by bit, onto Liesl\u2019s person in the form of cricket-green leggings, a jewel-encrusted string of rosary beads, eye shadow, lipstick and her first pint of beer. Makeup is all that Anderson adds to the 24-year-old Threapleton\u2019s appearance to sexualize her. The relationship between her and del Toro, who is 34 years her senior, remains platonic but the film essentially documents their connection, a de facto love story. Michael Cera\u2019s presence as Bj\u00f8rn, a Nordic entomologist, adds comic relief to the trio\u2019s travels but he isn\u2019t  plausible as a potential partner for Liesl, emotionally, spiritually or otherwise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Threapleton is Kate Winslet\u2019s daughter. When she delivers her lines archly, dryly and sullenly, she sounds like her mother\u2019s double. Del Toro too seems to be channeling the cadences and timbre of Willem Dafoe\u2019s voice (Dafoe appears in one of several scenes set in Bill Murray\u2019s Heaven). This aural landscape is disorienting because it gives the impression that the movie has been dubbed into English, compounding the artifice of Anderson\u2019s universe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While Threapleton grounds Liesl, and the film, with a stolid backbone, her presence suggested the possibility of a more robust and relatable Phoenician Scheme<\/em>. One in which Winslet stars as del Toro\u2019s equal. But Anderson portrays adults interacting with adults through a detached adolescent\u2019s lens. Human sexuality remains PG-rated, Spielbergian, yet to be realized. Men yell at and over each other to accomplish their nefarious negotiations but the menace is either comical or undercooked. Nothing is at stake for viewers when the characters don\u2019t suffer from any actual consequences. In this screenplay, women\u2014and not talented ing\u00e9nues\u2014are absent players, reduced down to off-screen anecdotes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Phoenician Scheme\u2019<\/em>s charm relies on an expensive array of lacquered surfaces. For a couple of hours, the audience can step inside Anderson\u2019s alternate, slowly fading, sweet-natured reality. But it\u2019s a playground that\u2019s so far removed from ordinary life, only movie stars and their satellites have access to it. The director has created an enviable world on screen but it\u2019s also an alienating one. I walked out of the theater feeling the way that Mia Farrow\u2019s character does at the end of  The Purple Rose of Cairo<\/em>, cast out of a shimmering mirage of paradise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Opens locally June 6 at AMC theaters in San Jose, Santa Clara and Sunnyvale; Cinemark theaters in Milpitas, Mountain View and San Jose; and Landmark\u2019s Aquarius Theater in Palo Alto.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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